The coveted UFLDP Cup, sponsored by Heineken®, is up for grabs again tonight as western Carolina's greatest collection of athletes will gather for the latest installment of Liars Dice. An important injury update: former champion Bill Pinciotti has been moved to the IR for tonight's event due to a debilitating case of gender dysphoria.

The championship event will be held at Miller's Falls Park (?) at the luxurious Pete Myles Pavilion. If it is still raining at 6PM and somewhat miserable outside we will move indoors to Cafe 3042. Just respond to this email with your phone number and I will send you a text message with an update if necessary. 

Bring a small dish (or don't?) a few dollars and your ability to lie to your friends. 

See you later this evening.